An Important Announcement
Posted by Sara on Nov 25, 2008 in Southern Life |
No. I’m not pregnant.
However, I solved an international mystery. I found the Bermuda Triangle. It lies in the coordinates between my stove, kitchen sink and kitchen trash bin.
I’m putting out a search warrant for the following items that disappeared just this week:
1. Three dehydrated orange slices.
2. Titus’ green sippee cup, thankfully only filled with water, not milk.
3. The three remaining slices of bread from a nearly-finished loaf. The plastic bag too.
4. The trash bin lid.
If this keeps up, we may have to add a fifth item.
5. My mind.
Can you relate?
Okay – my heart skipped a few beats! Next time try – ‘A Moderately Important Announcement’ or ‘A Semi-Important Announcement’! I really think you should reserve that phrase ‘An Important Announcement’ for the really big one – T-boy’s brother or sister coming! I’m not getting any younger, you know!?! Hint, Hint!
Have a blessed Thanksgiving! My love to you all